J. Cole's "Light Please"

From the Warm Up mixtape. Enjoy.

Do work, son.

Since I can remember, it’s always been my nature to maintain a high level of overcommitment and overstimulation. As I read in my horoscope time and time again, "You, dear Aquarius, aren't satisfied unless you're juggling 100 projects at once." I honestly wish I could say I didn't place any faith in astrology, but nine times out of 10, every prediction and description is pretty much spot on; I'm sure my Wiccan, tarot-throwing, star-consulting aunt (who used to be my uncle) probably has something to do with my inclinations, as well.

I will keep my laundry list of ongoing writing projects to myself, but thought I'd share this Web site I found while attempting to distract myself from this cluster fuck of a workload. Such a concept is quite telling of our generation. It's like confession 2.0.

Engaged and Underage

Congrats to my long-time friend and soon-to-be ex-roommate Noompse who decided to tie the knot with his soulmate, Karla. The two are perfect for each other, and I couldn’t be happier. Yeah, they’re really young. Yeah, this is catapulting everyone into an existential crisis. Yeah, Karla’s Canadian, so I’m sure they’re just doing it so she can be a U.S. citizen. But cheers to young love.

Damn, 'Ye!

What he lacks in humility he makes up for in melodic brilliance.

Escaping Greeley... in Greeley

In addition to being one of the worst places to live in America, Greeley is also home to the greatest free music festival in Colorado. Here’s the lineup for this year’s 16th Street Block Party taking place Friday, Aug 28.

MAIN STAGE
5:00 The Sound of Progress
6:00 Trump Mother Jones
7:00 The Alan Baird Project
8:00 What About Pluto?
9:00 The Epilogues

THE CREW PRESENTS STAGE
4:30 In The Whale
5:30 The Outfit
6:30 The Wannabe Poets
7:30 Aloft In The Sundry
8:30 The Heyday


ATLAS THEATER
4:45 We Came On Sunken Ships
5:30 Pulmonary Implosion
6:15 Allageon
7:00 Ruins of Tomorrow
7:45 Last Tragedy

AFTER PARTY @ THE ATLAS
9:30 Milou*
10:15 A Sonnet To Silence
11:00 The Photo Atlas*
12:00 Fear Before*


LOCALS STAGE @ CHEBA HUT
5:00 Sin!Clair
6:00 Pink Paisley
6:45 Lungs They Burn
7:30 The Don’ts and Be Carefuls
8:15 Trichome*


MARGIES
4:30 Urban Heat Island Effect
4:55 Paul Beveridge
5:20 Flying Hippo Project
5:45 Marq Fraker
6:10 Jonathan Stark
6:45 Tim Coons
7:20 Kristin Hamling
7:55 The Mouse and The Marrow
8:30 Jeremy Ashida

Wild Things

Because I hope to be the King of All Things Wild someday.

You've reached the winter of our discontent

Bored. Test. 123